IM SCREAMING OH MY GOD
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
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I have an awesome little brother who is a tumblr-er like myself, a mother who has survived cancer and is very heath-focused and worries about everything, which can lead to an annoying quantity of nagging, but I still love her. And my dad is very bossy, but easygoing when it comes to junk food. And he can never settle on one thing, he jumps from project to project, job to job. Which is a trait I have acquired. :P He also has a slough of health problems, including diabetes, a nerve condition that causes a lot of pain, allergies, and currently pneumonia. This leads to a lot of chores and responsibilities being shifted to my shoulders, especially when mom is away at work.
Harlem Shake (Sourcefed edition) x