moriarty:

IM SCREAMING OH MY GOD

moriarty:

IM SCREAMING OH MY GOD

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

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Hey. I'm asking a bunch of blogs this kind out out of curiosity and kind of to figure out if I want to do a project on this. What's your family like?

I have an awesome little brother who is a tumblr-er like myself, a mother who has survived cancer and is very heath-focused and worries about everything, which can lead to an annoying quantity of nagging, but I still love her. And my dad is very bossy, but easygoing when it comes to junk food. And he can never settle on one thing, he jumps from project to project, job to job. Which is a trait I have acquired. :P He also has a slough of health problems, including diabetes, a nerve condition that causes a lot of pain, allergies, and currently pneumonia. This leads to a lot of chores and responsibilities being shifted to my shoulders, especially when mom is away at work.

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